I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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