I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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