You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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