Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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