I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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