He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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