six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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