i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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