Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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