I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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