Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
organizing the empties. That sober.
There r osticjed everywhere
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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