Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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