I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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