If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
