shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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