If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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