It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
