I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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