A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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