Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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