Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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