My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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