we have officially lost it.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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