I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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