the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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