You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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