I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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