Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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