she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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