have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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