even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We just shotgunned beers for America
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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