Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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