she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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