her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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