I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
