I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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