it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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