I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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