I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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