I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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