well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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