What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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