that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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