Porn is love you can see.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I need water and some morals
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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