So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
