I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I wish I only lived at night.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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