i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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