they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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