The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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