ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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